Fuck sushi

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Sad trombone

Roach — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 22:54:01 +0000

OH: I think all rusty trombones are sad trombones.

Oops…

Roach — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 22:01:21 +0000

cmd+q != cmd+w

Am I right?

Roach — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 07:27:34 +0000

Trannys are better because they have tits, right?

Where do chicken nuggets come from?

Roach — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 18:51:08 +0000

The nuggets grow under the wing in polyp sacks, they are harvested once every 12-14 days and canned to mature for approximately 13 months in a cool damp storage facility in Georgia, then shaped and sent off for packaging.

Uh.

Roach — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:39:26 +0000

OH: The christians invented the AIDS to keep people from having butthole sex.

Sweet lemonade

Roach — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 00:34:12 +0000

If the world gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the world gives you shit, give the world lemonade… with shit in it.

MRP

Roach — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 09:37:53 +0000

Mario: I’m in the Mexican replacement program…

Mario: When one is deported, I assume their identity

Hey, buddy.

Roach — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 21:51:20 +0000

We made a friend at lunch today…

He smelled like he had shat himself, then rolled in garbage.

Tipo ftmfw

Roach — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 08:37:01 +0000

Him: “set in your ways” has a typp
Him: typo
Him: it says dowsnt

Me: look at the domain name and gauge whether I give a shit about the
accuracy of the content

. . .

Let it be known…

Roach — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 08:27:00 +0000

There is a significant difference between “biodegradable” and “edible”…

That is all.

too much

Roach — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:45:15 +0000

You know, a foot of sandwich seems like a good idea when you’re ordering…

…after ingesting a foot of sandwich, not such a good idea.

street cred

Roach — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 21:01:37 +0000

shank [verb] (used with object)

shank, to impale one’s enemy with a sharpened object

also see: shiv

So, that’s what happened…

Roach — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:15:45 +0000

Him: I’ve ported software from Linux to Windows and vice versa, but this is
a first.
I’m porting a BOOK from Windows to Linux. This shall be interesting…

Me: Isn’t that how the Bible got corrupted?

Set in your ways

Roach — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:07:14 +0000

Just because you have your own system, dowsn’t mean it’s the best way to do
something.

I have lots of thing I do my own way, which are wrong.

links i send to people

Roach — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 07:51:10 +0000

him: where the fuck do you find this shit

me: i extract it from the lint that resides in the seedy underbelly of the
internet.

Webhobo

Roach — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:09:39 +0000

Me: good! now move so I can sit here and browse the internet on my
phone like a homeless person.

Her: but home…nevermind.

soup de jour

Roach — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:30:05 +0000

Chef Boyardee ravioli or Campbell’s chicken and dumplings?

so far the consensus is…
“fuckin boyardee son, enough to make yourself sick”

and that happens to be the exact quantity I have on hand